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Title: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: British Shoe Company on September 07, 2009, 07:23:49 PM
From the article in The Onion:
"It only took a few hastily written paragraphs published by this passionate denier of mankind's so-called 'greatest technological achievement' for me to realize I had been living a lie, " said a visibly emotional Armstrong, addressing reporters at his home. "It has become painfully clear to me that on July 20, 1969, the Lunar Module under the control of my crew did not in fact travel 250,000 miles over eight days, touch down on the moon, and perform various experiments, ushering in a new era for humanity. Instead, the entire thing was filmed on a soundstage, most likely in New Mexico."
"This is the only logical interpretation of the numerous inconsistencies in the grainy, 40-year-old footage," Armstrong added.

There was a wind storm on the moon that day in 1969.  (Explains the flag)
There is no wind on the moon! (See the flag in the video coverage of the landing.)
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: civil42806 on September 07, 2009, 09:12:24 PM
Duuuuuude, its the onion!! ???
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: reednavy on September 07, 2009, 09:29:23 PM
Quote from: civil42806 on September 07, 2009, 09:12:24 PM
Duuuuuude, its the onion!! ???
Hence why I said troll. If you believe that crap, you're in the dumbest group out there.
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: Charles Hunter on September 07, 2009, 09:38:48 PM
What St. Johns County developer???

Oh, and moon-landing-fake nutters - please!
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: reednavy on September 07, 2009, 10:09:53 PM
Quote from: stephendare on September 07, 2009, 09:34:53 PM
Either that or he's nuts.
I'd go with the latter. Especially considering he thinks Lion's Gate and Esplanade are going forward and that 9B will be a positive.
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: Ocklawaha on September 07, 2009, 11:53:01 PM
Of course it was faked, the whole damn thing is a Chris Angel mind trip. Y'all ought to know the earth is FLAT. The ancient Spanish records say Columbus had 23 ships with him when he first left for the new world. Only 3 got here because the others went over the edge!

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Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: Sportmotor on September 08, 2009, 05:02:29 PM
This is the area I live in. The developers and the majorty of people that live there are Nuts
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: British Shoe Company on September 08, 2009, 10:42:58 PM
Furthermore reednavy, you have a better chance of getting abducted by UFO's, than the land around  I95, and Internation Golf Pkwy not getting developed!
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: British Shoe Company on September 08, 2009, 10:45:39 PM
Also I love 9A, and when 9B is finished, I will benefit from it, and love it too!
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: DavidWilliams on September 08, 2009, 11:53:04 PM
Quote from: Ocklawaha on September 07, 2009, 11:53:01 PM
Of course it was faked, the whole damn thing is a Chris Angel mind trip. Y'all ought to know the earth is FLAT. The ancient Spanish records say Columbus had 23 ships with him when he first left for the new world. Only 3 got here because the others went over the edge!

Hey Join Today:
http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

You bet I'm a member...


OCKLAWAHA


you betcha the earth is flat. I just fell off of it and got a head bump. On second thoughy maybe it had something to do with the Dos Equis we consumed.
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: British Shoe Company on September 10, 2009, 09:50:02 AM
Elvis is not dead, he just went home.
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: British Shoe Company on October 03, 2009, 09:49:29 AM
Planning, and Zoning has assured the Board of Commissioners that 9B is not intended to be a landing strip for UFO's.  It's for cars, and trucks.
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: CS Foltz on October 04, 2009, 07:44:21 AM
Can I ask for whose?
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: British Shoe Company on October 28, 2009, 08:10:04 PM
The agenda's discuss 9B, and no where are UFO's listed.  It's for cars, and trucks.
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: north miami on October 28, 2009, 08:18:05 PM

HEADLINE:

St.Johns County Developer says county Future Land Use Map is fake...............
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: British Shoe Company on October 28, 2009, 08:22:19 PM
I think that Developer just wants to make zoning changes on the future Land Map.
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: north miami on October 28, 2009, 08:27:27 PM
Check in with former St Johns County PZB member David Wiles and lean how true the headline reads...........

Don't have his email or contact info handy right now.........the volumes he has recently produced is informative/transformative news in this day and age of no news.
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: north miami on March 18, 2010, 03:18:37 PM

It was the St.Johns County Comprehesive Plan and Future Land Use Map that proved fake.
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: CS Foltz on March 18, 2010, 03:26:55 PM
Leave it to some developer to think about how they can make a buck and have the taxpayers pay for it!
Title: Re: St. Johns County developer said moon landing was fake.
Post by: tufsu1 on March 18, 2010, 04:21:20 PM
Quote from: north miami on March 18, 2010, 03:18:37 PM

It was the St.Johns County Comprehesive Plan and Future Land Use Map that proved fake.

ha ha...funny man!