The last one to post in this thread wins....
.... all the Simoleons they could ever dream of to build the perfect Jacksonville!
I decline to participate. Oh...wait...damn.
How many Simoleons in a Quatloo?
I have no clue. :)
Answer: None :)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=quatloo
Quotequatloo
A quatloo is a monetary unit on the planet Triskelion which was used by the planet's Providers to bet on drill thrall competitions. (Star Trek Original Series: "The Gamesters of Triskelion")
I bid 50 quatloos on the newcomer.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Shouldn't there be an exchange rate or something?
I suppose one would have to know if a quatloo is fiat or specie backed...
CMG22, you sound like Ron Paul.
BTW, that's a good thing.
Omg UL you sound like Ross Perot!
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Well, I do have a crazy aunt in the basement and I do think that Social Security and Medicare are multi-trillion dollar trainwrecks speeding down the tracks. So, point taken.
are we talking about Ron and Ross?
Or are we talking about Glengarry Glen Ross?
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I don't understand what any of this has to do with William Shatner.
Oh wait, someone mentioned Quatloos...
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That's supposed to tell you that it's working. Or that cancer has set in..... I don't remember.
Man, I gotta go pee.
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Still, I'm winning!
Funny, I don't remember ordering the fish..
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this is the worst thread ever. I'm quitting metrojax.
P.S. I'm winning
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You cannot win on your first day... :D
Quote from: BridgeTroll on July 22, 2009, 04:44:35 PM
You cannot win on your first day... :D
but thats the perfect time ;D
Well the clock is a tickin....
:)
Last post of the day wins....
Braggin' rights tomorrow!
so I got to post at 11:59:59pm to win then eh?
That should do it.
I'll find out who won in the morning! :)
this is pretty stupid . . . but, . . .
ok guys seriously stop posting or ill tell my mom
No.
Because I want to keep posting and I don't care if his Mom knows.
Declined
Que?
:o
I guess you won Sportmotor.
Now, enjoy your bragging rights.
GO ON ENJOY THEM!!
8)
oh I will infact there will be a thread about it
ok thats it, im telling
oh noes!
Call me modest but, I know, I really am. I'm looking at myself right now and... GOD, just so amazing. I'm about to make out with the mirror.
Hi mr. modest
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I'm just glad that one didn't rip on the other side!
Arf
Quote from: urbanlibertarian on June 25, 2009, 05:27:59 PM
I decline to participate. Oh...wait...damn.
Nuns with guns! I love it!
This one is more fitting anyways... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgSl_aQgl30
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Is it because he'd rather be wearing tupperware?
I may be a huge nerd and dress up like a bad guy from a fictional universe... but I will NEVER and I mean NEVER dress up like an animal. That's just weird. A man's gotta have standards.
But the question remains.... Do you have to dress like an animal to BE an animal?
No
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I didn't know they made a Mitch Hedberg muppet.
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This is getting ridiculous. I'm shutting this thread down. Go home, nothing more to see here.
Have I ever told you guys about the importance of being Ernest?
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Oh boy, I'm gonna get cancer aids for this one.
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