Believe it or not, we can now all own one and do whatever we want with it!
The Chris Hionides Tile on Ebay!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Chris-Hionides-Slum-Lord-of-Jacksonville-1000-6-Tile_W0QQitemZ120417843016QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item1c09767748&_trksid=p3286.m20.l1116
(There's also a couple other kooky local favorites as well)
He is not worth a dirty penny! >:(