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Governor DeSantis ceases Presidential Campaign Bid
Breaking News!!!!!
Florida Governor DeSantis has announced that he has decided to quit all Presidential Campaigns.
In a hastily arranged Public Announcement stage, the Governor noted his many travels around the USA.
On many occasions he learned a lesson or three, often encountered places far more appealing to Florida.
" I began imagining actually living in these places far removed from Florida!" the Governor exclaimed.
Many of the best places ware populated by Florida Immigrants. Smart, knowledgeable, privileged Floridians that headed out and moved ..... There.
Desantis wondered out loud, " and the Californians so happy to Be There are thrilled that the State has a terrible reputation...
" This stuff made my head spin!...." DeSantis allowed.
And also..... the Christian Spirit Ambassador DeSantis stumbled on in Iowa..... a former St Johns County resident in fact....this Spirit zeroed in and spoke to Ron's Heart.... You are Haughty..... every political position viewed as yet only a steppingstone to The Next More Powerful and Fancy Position...
All of this in the face of an upcoming Statewide Public Hearing to review DeSantis Florida Administration Growth Management, Ocklawaha River restoration, Everglades Restoration Collapse ( yea.... That surprised many, and DeSantis finally recognized this could be a Biggie..)
Many in the field note that Ron became noticeably Calmer, genuine smile upon announcing Campaign Stop.