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A little news from city hall:
PEYTON: Ladies and gentlemen, this (Opens the door, Buba is standing there) is Buba Tulip. His G.P.A. is a solid 2.0! Right in that meaty part of the curve - not showing off, not falling behind.
COUNCIL CHAIR: MAYOR PEYTON, the quailifications for this scholarship were suppose to be… largely academic.
PEYTON: I'm sure we're all aware of the flaws and biases of standardized tests.
COUNCIL CHAIR: These aren't standardized tests - these are his grades.
PEYTON: Besides, Buba Tulip has the highest of aspirations. He wants to be (pauses for effect) an architect.
COUNCIL CHAIR: Is that right?
BUBA: Actually, maybe I could set my sights a little bit higher.
PEYTON: (Laughs) Buba, in Jacksonville nothing is higher than an architect.
BUBA: I think I'd really like to be a city planner. (Sits down, addressing the entire City Council)
Why limit myself to just one building, when I can design a whole city?
Smile...
OCKLAWAHA
Quote from: Ocklawaha on September 24, 2008, 12:03:10 PM
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A little news from city hall:
PEYTON: Ladies and gentlemen, this (Opens the door, Buba is standing there) is Buba Tulip. His G.P.A. is a solid 2.0! Right in that meaty part of the curve - not showing off, not falling behind.
COUNCIL CHAIR: MAYOR PEYTON, the quailifications for this scholarship were suppose to be… largely academic.
PEYTON: I'm sure we're all aware of the flaws and biases of standardized tests.
COUNCIL CHAIR: These aren't standardized tests - these are his grades.
PEYTON: Besides, Buba Tulip has the highest of aspirations. He wants to be (pauses for effect) an architect.
COUNCIL CHAIR: Is that right?
BUBA: Actually, maybe I could set my sights a little bit higher.
PEYTON: (Laughs) Buba, in Jacksonville nothing is higher than an architect.
BUBA: I think I'd really like to be a city planner. (Sits down, addressing the entire City Council)
Why limit myself to just one building, when I can design a whole city?
Smile...
OCKLAWAHA
LOL! On Seinfeld: hilarious. In Jacksonville: all too real.