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Title: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Metro Jacksonville on April 01, 2016, 03:00:04 AM
Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent

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The Jacksonville Jaguars are gone and so is the city's "investment" in the franchise.

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Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Charles Hunter on April 01, 2016, 08:32:22 AM
This is bold, shocking.
I don't know what to say.
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Adam White on April 01, 2016, 08:45:23 AM
*penny
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: JPalmer on April 01, 2016, 08:47:59 AM
I'm not even going to read this....Nice try with the April Fools
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: E_Dubya on April 01, 2016, 09:07:53 AM
Is this a an April Fools joke or Stephen Dare's dream?  ;D
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Captain Zissou on April 01, 2016, 09:18:19 AM
Homeless shelter in hemming park is still my favorite MetroJax April fool's joke. 
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: kevlardj12 on April 01, 2016, 09:33:24 AM
I think that if this is an April Fools Joke youre opening yourself up to a lawsuit. This could effect ticket sales, advertising dollars, lost revenue,  etc. Also part of the terms of the forum and posting comments on this forum is that no false information is allowed to be posted. I think this should go for this as well.
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Jason on April 01, 2016, 10:02:12 AM
:o
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: spuwho on April 01, 2016, 10:18:56 AM
I will buy the scoreboards.
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: CCMjax on April 01, 2016, 10:42:09 AM
I got dibs on the new amphitheater!  And some of the cabana furniture.
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: blfair on April 01, 2016, 11:29:05 AM
Everbank field pool water can't melt steel beams.
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Kevin Grab on April 01, 2016, 11:35:03 AM
Some of us like football
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: blfair on April 01, 2016, 11:41:00 AM
Quote from: Kevin Grab on April 01, 2016, 11:35:03 AM
Some of us like football

No one's perfect, guy who registered to defend football.
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: TheCat on April 01, 2016, 11:44:06 AM
Quote from: Kevin Grab on April 01, 2016, 11:35:03 AM
Some of us like football


Some of us also like football!
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: WmNussbaum on April 01, 2016, 12:27:55 PM
OMG!!! With the long touted trickle down effect, the City will surely follow with a municipal Chapter 9 filing. :P
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: JayBird on April 01, 2016, 01:34:00 PM
I for one think this is great news ... I mean this puts Jacksonville in a prime spot to recruit an NBA team!
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Adam White on April 01, 2016, 01:44:28 PM
Quote from: stephendare on April 01, 2016, 09:39:28 AM
um....I guess you totally overlooked the proof?

(http://photos.metrojacksonville.com/Other/Misc2/i-F8z236R/0/XL/IMG_1196%20(1)-XL.jpg)

The coffee ring was a really good touch!
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Adam White on April 01, 2016, 01:45:19 PM
Quote from: blfair on April 01, 2016, 11:41:00 AM
Quote from: Kevin Grab on April 01, 2016, 11:35:03 AM
Some of us like football

No one's perfect, guy who registered to defend football.

Brilliant  :D
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: I-10east on April 01, 2016, 03:08:13 PM
I dunno what I'm gonna do as a Jags fan!!!! So sad. :(
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: I-10east on April 01, 2016, 03:13:08 PM
^^^That was my overly dramatic reaction to the joke of course. ;)
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: thefutureme on April 01, 2016, 04:08:23 PM
A very well-crafted April Fool's Joke...
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: thekillingwax on April 01, 2016, 05:19:46 PM
Quote from: thefutureme on April 01, 2016, 04:08:23 PM
A very well-crafted April Fool's Joke...

Absolutely! It totally got me for a few seconds when I got the email. Great job!
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: thelakelander on April 01, 2016, 06:03:36 PM
I knew from the title it was an April Fools joke. No team in the NFL is on the verge of declaring bankruptcy. That league prints money and the Jags have nearly doubled in value since Khan took over. Pretty funny read though. Loved the 5 year plan image.
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Noone on April 01, 2016, 10:27:09 PM
Quote from: kevlardj12 on April 01, 2016, 09:33:24 AM
I think that if this is an April Fools Joke youre opening yourself up to a lawsuit. This could effect ticket sales, advertising dollars, lost revenue,  etc. Also part of the terms of the forum and posting comments on this forum is that no false information is allowed to be posted. I think this should go for this as well.

Does Putnam county know about this?
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: TheCat on April 01, 2016, 10:41:07 PM
so, three primary reactions to this piece.

1. Funny!

2. Not Funny. In a bad taste. Never reading MetroJ again.

3. Could have been funny but you suck at comedy.

The number 2 people are unusually odd.  The way some people respond to Jaguars commentary, you would think Donald Trump was defamed.

I hope I never understand the strange and unforgivable religiosity surrounding football.




Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Houseboat Mike on April 01, 2016, 11:26:56 PM
So my initial reaction?

Cool....now we have a place to build the Ferris wheel.....

http://www.metrojacksonville.com/article/2015-apr-jax-council-approves-220-million-ferris-wheel- (http://www.metrojacksonville.com/article/2015-apr-jax-council-approves-220-million-ferris-wheel-)

Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: I-10east on April 02, 2016, 01:20:44 AM
Quote from: TheCat on April 01, 2016, 10:41:07 PM
so, three primary reactions to this piece.

1. Funny!

2. Not Funny. In a bad taste. Never reading MetroJ again.

3. Could have been funny but you suck at comedy.

The number 2 people are unusually odd.  The way some people respond to Jaguars commentary, you would think Donald Trump was defamed.

I hope I never understand the strange and unforgivable religiosity surrounding football.

It's really not that serious....
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: coredumped on April 02, 2016, 08:25:10 AM
I really don't get the Jaguar hate on this board. Believe what you want, but Jacksonville would not be where it is today without them.
Of course there's questions of money, but that comes any time the government is involved (jta anyone?).

Embrace the jags, they're uniquely Jax!
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Noone on April 02, 2016, 10:09:47 AM
Quote from: TheCat on April 01, 2016, 10:41:07 PM
so, three primary reactions to this piece.

1. Funny!

2. Not Funny. In a bad taste. Never reading MetroJ again.

3. Could have been funny but you suck at comedy.

The number 2 people are unusually odd.  The way some people respond to Jaguars commentary, you would think Donald Trump was defamed.

I hope I never understand the strange and unforgivable religiosity surrounding football.






Love MJ.
Bikini season is around the corner
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Ocklawaha on April 02, 2016, 11:01:38 AM
Quote from: kevlardj12 on April 01, 2016, 09:33:24 AM
I think that if this is an April Fools Joke youre opening yourself up to a lawsuit. This could effect ticket sales, advertising dollars, lost revenue,  etc. Also part of the terms of the forum and posting comments on this forum is that no false information is allowed to be posted. I think this should go for this as well.

I tend to agree. Better lawyer up boy's!
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: whyisjohngalt on April 02, 2016, 01:06:54 PM
Quote from: stephendare on April 02, 2016, 10:04:05 AM
not to mention hundreds and hundreds of shares on Facebook, and god knows how many retweets.
MJ profitted at the expense of the Jaguars for this "prank".  God knows how much recourse is due.
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: TheCat on April 02, 2016, 04:16:44 PM
Apache, thanks for the count. Describing the general reactions to the article does not imply a low or a high number of direct responses. 

BUT Yes, private email messages, public and private Facebook comments (in the hundreds) and Twitter commentary.

I had one person find my personal Facebook just to private message me his opinion on the piece, which was not gracious.

To your point, yes, most took it as they should. There were probably just over 20 comments that were in the #2 category, but I'm getting used to that kind of reaction when it relates to Jaguars.

Not true, I'm still surprised by anyone giving any company their zombie-like dedication; especially, when public money heavily subsidizes the company.






Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: TheCat on April 02, 2016, 04:21:51 PM
Quote from: whyisjohngalt on April 02, 2016, 01:06:54 PM
Quote from: stephendare on April 02, 2016, 10:04:05 AM
not to mention hundreds and hundreds of shares on Facebook, and god knows how many retweets.
MJ profitted at the expense of the Jaguars for this "prank".  God knows how much recourse is due.

This is sarcasm? If not, so much recourse is due.  ::)

I'm sure the Jaguars loved the additional attention.

I'm even willing to bet they experienced a spike in ticket sales as a result of the April Fools piece.

Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Apache on April 02, 2016, 05:54:43 PM
Quote from: TheCat on April 02, 2016, 04:16:44 PM
Apache, thanks for the count. Describing the general reactions to the article does not imply a low or a high number of direct responses. 

BUT Yes, private email messages, public and private Facebook comments (in the hundreds) and Twitter commentary.

I had one person find my personal Facebook just to private message me his opinion on the piece, which was not gracious.

To your point, yes, most took it as they should. There were probably just over 20 comments that were in the #2 category, but I'm getting used to that kind of reaction when it relates to Jaguars.

Not true, I'm still surprised by anyone giving any company their zombie-like dedication; especially, when public money heavily subsidizes the company.
Well I rescind my "meh" then. That's nuts. Surprising. And nuts.
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: funwithteeth on April 03, 2016, 12:58:25 PM
People actually being offended by this is way funnier than the gag itself.
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Adam White on April 03, 2016, 02:47:14 PM
Quote from: funwithteeth on April 03, 2016, 12:58:25 PM
People actually being offended by this is way funnier than the gag itself.

Too true.
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: Kerry on April 04, 2016, 05:47:52 PM
Quote from: coredumped on April 02, 2016, 08:25:10 AM
I really don't get the Jaguar hate on this board. Believe what you want, but Jacksonville would not be where it is today without them.
Of course there's questions of money, but that comes any time the government is involved (jta anyone?).

Embrace the jags, they're uniquely Jax!

Where exactly are we?
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: TheCat on April 05, 2016, 10:42:32 AM
The Bahar Shoukhe Investment Fund:

Bahar means Spring.

Shoukhe means Joke.

So, the Spring Joke Investment Fund....

It's farsi, which is very similar to Urdu, which is the official language of Pakistan, which is where Shad Khan Hails. 
Title: Re: Jaguars file for bankruptcy - dissolution imminent
Post by: jaxboy on April 06, 2016, 07:20:40 AM
Well, my fellow Jaxons, there are the old Jacksonville Bulls games on YouTube that we can watch. You've got to admit this article did catch my eye for a moment, but I did remember what day this was. I did happen to see where Britain's Prime Minister said that there would be no April Fool's pranking going on over there, so maybe they may think that this is legit.

Great job guys, I thought this was a great gag. For those who didn't like it, I say, "Bah, humbug".