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Title: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: Metro Jacksonville on April 01, 2015, 03:00:05 AM
Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel

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While you were busy evaluating candidates for office Jax City Council passed legislation that will cost taxpayers over $220 million dollars.


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Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: Vautrinjr on April 01, 2015, 05:03:50 AM
Haha. After sweating for 15 seconds, I saw the date in the byline.
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: Awlloyd7 on April 01, 2015, 05:43:40 AM
I forgot it was April first and my heart shriveled up for a second.
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: peestandingup on April 01, 2015, 06:23:01 AM
QuoteIn order to justify the re-appropriation of funds each capsule will include books that can be checked out upon exit.

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Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: Anti redneck on April 01, 2015, 06:28:30 AM
I was thinking for a minute, Jacksonville would never do anything to boost tourism. They hate tourists way too much. Lol.
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: Charles Hunter on April 01, 2015, 06:46:40 AM
When can we buy season tickets?!?
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: tufsu1 on April 01, 2015, 08:21:19 AM
why only $220 million....are we aiming to be the lowest common denominator again?
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: vicupstate on April 01, 2015, 08:35:25 AM
If the city wasn't flat broke, it would actually be quite believable.
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: finehoe on April 01, 2015, 09:40:37 AM
I knew it couldn't be real because it's too soon...Jacksonville won't jump on the ferris wheel bandwagon until about 2020.
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: urbaknight on April 01, 2015, 12:01:08 PM
LOL, You had me going too! The sarcasm should've been a clue. That was a good one MJ! But with our leadership, this may not be too far fetched. I hope none of them read this article, they might just try to make this happen. LOL
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: jcjohnpaint on April 01, 2015, 12:23:36 PM
First Kanye West and Isis at the Venice Bienniale and now this.  Just build it so I could jump from it. 
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: I-10east on April 01, 2015, 01:33:10 PM
First I was like NOOOOOO!!!, then like 20 seconds later, I realized it was April 1. Yall had me going though LOL
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: David on April 01, 2015, 01:53:07 PM
I thought the Orlando Eye was part of the gag too, until I Googled it! heh.

Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: HGunter on April 02, 2015, 06:34:03 AM
Good one - April Fools! What makes this believable is that the City of Jacksonville is historically famous for abusing tax dollars and abandoning their employees and taxpayers in favor of pet pork barrel spending!
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: pears045 on April 02, 2015, 12:52:55 PM
hahahaha I was literally reading this out loud to my buddy and screaming as I read it in disbelief.  Thank God you fooled me or I may have been the first person to jump off of this thing in protest had it actually been built.   
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: BrooklynSouth on April 02, 2015, 02:41:04 PM
You got me!  ;D
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: Redbaron616 on April 03, 2015, 06:32:52 AM
I am shocked that Metro Jacksonville isn't madly in love with this idea. Your stories are always imploring government to do this or do that and so you are the biggest boosters I can see for Big Government. This project is Big Government at its best. Right up there with sports teams paid for by the taxpayers. Neither will benefit taxpayers at all, despite all the hoopla, smoke and mirrors.  Then there was The Landing, which has largely fizzled. The bottom line is that if there is really long-term profit in something, the private sector will step up with the money. If not, they will come begging to government for your tax dollars. So stop whining.
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: wsansewjs on April 03, 2015, 01:11:17 PM
Quote from: Redbaron616 on April 03, 2015, 06:32:52 AM
I am shocked that Metro Jacksonville isn't madly in love with this idea. Your stories are always imploring government to do this or do that and so you are the biggest boosters I can see for Big Government. This project is Big Government at its best. Right up there with sports teams paid for by the taxpayers. Neither will benefit taxpayers at all, despite all the hoopla, smoke and mirrors.  Then there was The Landing, which has largely fizzled. The bottom line is that if there is really long-term profit in something, the private sector will step up with the money. If not, they will come begging to government for your tax dollars. So stop whining.

I think you need to take some medicines.

-Josh
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: TheCat on April 03, 2015, 01:23:36 PM
Quote from: Redbaron616 on April 03, 2015, 06:32:52 AM
I am shocked that Metro Jacksonville isn't madly in love with this idea. Your stories are always imploring government to do this or do that and so you are the biggest boosters I can see for Big Government. This project is Big Government at its best. Right up there with sports teams paid for by the taxpayers. Neither will benefit taxpayers at all, despite all the hoopla, smoke and mirrors.  Then there was The Landing, which has largely fizzled. The bottom line is that if there is really long-term profit in something, the private sector will step up with the money. If not, they will come begging to government for your tax dollars. So stop whining.

Can you link to some of the stories that "boost" for "big government"? Really curious as to what I've been missing.




Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: jaxboy on April 04, 2015, 08:28:36 AM
That was a good one, guys. I started to wonder if this "Not-Ferris Wheel" would eventually collapse into the river like portions of the parking area, because creating a foundation for this thing, though highly recommended, was eliminated from its budget. The reason being that the only company capable of building adequate foundations isn't from Jacksonville. When the inevitable collapse happens, all wouldn't be lost, we could create a tourist attraction called "Disaster Land". The cost for its maintenance would be minimal. The profits received from this attraction would be more than adequate to fund a reworked police, fire and city employee's pension fund which would offer even less to its lower level retirees. Solutions to many or our city's problems can be had with a little creative thinking, don't you think?
Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: TheCat on April 04, 2015, 10:42:22 AM
(http://nickholdstock.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/ferriswheel_scar_450.jpg)

Jaxboy, I think you are on to something.

There is a subtle beauty to abandoned amusement parks...as long as you look at them through the righ photographic filter.

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Title: Re: Jax Council Approves $220 Million Ferris Wheel
Post by: cellmaker on April 09, 2015, 10:20:22 AM
Sounded totally believable to me.  I had teh sad.