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Living in Jacksonville => Sports => Topic started by: thelakelander on April 30, 2014, 11:31:41 PM

Title: Free Shellfish University
Post by: thelakelander on April 30, 2014, 11:31:41 PM
Hilarious....

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QuoteMiami (CNN) -- Florida State University quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston was cited for allegedly taking seafood from a Tallahassee grocery store without paying, the Leon County Sheriff's Office said Wednesday.

Winston, a two-sport athlete, was suspended from FSU's baseball team on Wednesday.

Winston, only the second freshman to win college football's most coveted award, allegedly walked into a Publix near the FSU campus Tuesday night, ordered about $32 worth of crab legs and crawfish, and walked out of the store without paying, sheriff's Maj. Michael Wood told reporters.

After deputies contacted him about three hours later, Winston told them that he forgot to pay, Wood said.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/30/us/florida-winston-shoplifting-allegation/

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Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: Coolyfett on May 01, 2014, 12:11:05 AM
word?
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: For_F-L-O-R-I-D-A on May 01, 2014, 03:11:38 AM
Absolutely hilarious. The faces are what get me.

After that NY Times article about FSU being investigated by the Office of Civil Rights, things just keep getting worse for Winston/FSU over the last couple weeks.
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: funwithteeth on May 01, 2014, 07:19:50 AM
I thought the NCAA lifted food restrictions? Can you just not get crab on the FSU campus? This guy might just be really stupid.
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: I-10east on May 01, 2014, 08:25:15 AM
I gotta admit, Lake's college football related posts are very entertaining. :)
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: CityLife on May 01, 2014, 08:52:43 AM
Actually Lake, it's Free Seafood University. Get it right.

And yes, funwithteeth, football players eat very well at the training table, and have an unlimited supply of Muscle Milk products. No excuse other than stupidity.
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: Captain Zissou on May 01, 2014, 09:04:23 AM
Not his first crabs related incident I'm sure. Won't be his last either
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: thelakelander on May 01, 2014, 09:07:25 AM
...I'll admit, Jameis is a slick one. It's pretty hard to put the moves on Publix.

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Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: tufsu1 on May 01, 2014, 10:17:17 AM
Publix Defense > Auburn (or Florida) Defense
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: duvaldude08 on May 05, 2014, 08:57:16 AM
Man this is really going to hurt his draft stock next year  ;D
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: carpnter on May 05, 2014, 03:14:23 PM
Quote from: duvaldude08 on May 05, 2014, 08:57:16 AM
Man this is really going to hurt his draft stock next year  ;D

I don't know that it will, he did make it to the end zone (his apartment) before the officials huddled and decided to throw a flag for being offsides on the play.  ;D
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: FSBA on May 06, 2014, 11:13:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPnQkBQF0sY
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: I-10east on June 13, 2014, 12:12:22 AM
I'm sorry, but I had to correlate this incident with Crabgate. A woman at a Deland Publix tried to steal lobster tails by stuffing the seafood down her pants. What is it with stealing seafood at Publix? Looks like Jameis started a trend, or a meme maybe.

www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-stole-lobster-tails-by-stuffing-them-in-her-pants-deland-police-say/26456380
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: I-10east on April 22, 2015, 07:24:10 PM
Florida State says it will investigate Winston's crab-leg comments (sorry FSU fans, but this is the appropriate thread revival). :D

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/04/22/florida-state-says-it-will-investigate-winstons-crab-leg-comments/
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: thelakelander on April 22, 2015, 08:55:10 PM
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Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: tufsu1 on April 22, 2015, 11:53:36 PM
yawn
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: thelakelander on April 23, 2015, 12:07:01 AM
There's a simple, quick fix for this dirty college football program! If it's not free shoes or shellfish, then it's clothes at Dillards.

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The NCAA has no time for such thuggery. Think of the kids! ;)
Title: Re: Free Shellfish University
Post by: Bridges on April 23, 2015, 08:38:03 AM
Oh geez, don't get Lake started.  He'll pull out his old VHS tapes of when Miami was good and start posting clips.  Those things are so grainy.