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http://wonkette.com/381401/did-oklahoma-sheriff-keep-sex-slaves-in-county-jail
QuoteAn Oklahoma sheriff has quit his post after being charged with committing pretty much every sexual crime in the book against a number of female prisoners. For example, "rape by instrumentation." If he's convicted, he may serve up to 467 years in prison. Join us on a terrible sex tour of all the foul horrors former Custer County Sheriff Mike Burgess may have committed!
The charges are as follows:
* Engaging in a pattern of criminal offenses.
* Sexual battery.
* Bribery by a public official.
* Forcible oral sodomy.
* Indecent exposure.
* Kidnapping.
* Second-degree rape.
* Rape by instrumentation.
* Subornation of perjury.
His alleged former sex slaves say the sheriff's employees made them have wet T-shirt contests and gave them cigarettes if they flashed their boobs. The bottom line here, ladies, is DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT AND USE PROPER TURN SIGNALS IN CUSTER COUNTY.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SHERIFF_SEX_CHARGES?SITE=MIDTN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
QuoteJoin us on a terrible sex tour of all the foul horrors former Custer County Sheriff Mike Burgess may have committed!
WTF! Is the writer selling tickets to the horror show too?!