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Title: You can't go home again, Matt Shirk
Post by: JaxScriblerians on August 30, 2013, 09:15:22 PM
News broke today that at least two months ago Michelle Shirk threw her husband, Matt, out of their Avondale home.  Ever since, he has been sleeping at an undisclosed location. . . .

http://jaxsatire.com/2013/08/31/you-cant-go-home-again-matt-shirk/
Title: Re: You can't go home again, Matt Shirk
Post by: mtraininjax on August 31, 2013, 04:52:06 AM
This is news? Seems more like TMZ smut.
Title: Re: You can't go home again, Matt Shirk
Post by: tufsu1 on August 31, 2013, 08:33:24 PM
Quote from: JaxScriblerians on August 30, 2013, 09:15:22 PM
News broke today that at least two months ago Michelle Shirk threw her husband, Matt, out of their Avondale home.  Ever since, he has been sleeping at an undisclosed location. . . .

http://jaxsatire.com/2013/08/31/you-cant-go-home-again-matt-shirk/

this is stupid...but that said, they also own a home downtown...so I'm sure Mr. Shirk can find a place to sleep
Title: Re: You can't go home again, Matt Shirk
Post by: JaxScriblerians on September 07, 2013, 06:35:18 AM
for mtraininjax: I doubt TMZ would have included a link to Juan Williams' expose of election skullduggery in Duval during the 2000 election or mentioned anything except what French filmmaker Jean-Xavier de Lestrade wore when he went up to receive his Academy Award in 2001 for documenting how the Jacksonville justice system railroaded Brenton Butler.
Title: Re: You can't go home again, Matt Shirk
Post by: JaxScriblerians on September 07, 2013, 06:37:39 AM
Quote from: tufsu1 on August 31, 2013, 08:33:24 PM
Quote from: JaxScriblerians on August 30, 2013, 09:15:22 PM
News broke today that at least two months ago Michelle Shirk threw her husband, Matt, out of their Avondale home.  Ever since, he has been sleeping at an undisclosed location. . . .

http://jaxsatire.com/2013/08/31/you-cant-go-home-again-matt-shirk/

this is stupid...but that said, they also own a home downtown...so I'm sure Mr. Shirk can find a place to sleep

We are glad Matt has an alternative residence.  As the comedian Red Skelton said, "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
Title: Re: You can't go home again, Matt Shirk
Post by: fsquid on September 07, 2013, 08:40:20 AM
A man is only as faithful as his options
Title: Re: You can't go home again, Matt Shirk
Post by: mtraininjax on September 08, 2013, 04:45:20 PM
QuoteA man is only as faithful as his options

Typical Millenial mindless BS! Get a clue dude! You don't run for office just to be let down by your faith and morals! Otherwise, work at McDonalds with the other millenials!
Title: Re: You can't go home again, Matt Shirk
Post by: JaxScriblerians on September 13, 2013, 05:27:37 PM
Quote from: fsquid on September 07, 2013, 08:40:20 AM
A man is only as faithful as his options

Stephen King in reply: "You have to stay faithful to what you're working on."