The 'New Jim Crow Movement' protest in front of the Duval Courthouse this morning made me ask, what does the Sociopath’s Manifesto dictate I think about this? As it always does, it informed me: let it all hang out. Go diaperless, so to speakâ€"kinda like ‘going commando.’ So now I know: it’s all about fear. As Jerry Seinfeld says, ‘Not that there’s anything wrong with that!’ The point is, you first gotta admit you have a problem. You got to admit you are afraid. Then, you have to own your fear. Then act on it. This sequence is the only way to get on top of it. So, I’m not afraid anymore of admitting I’m afraid. That’s what my father did, and his father before him, and his before him, in infinite regress. So, how should one come to terms with one’s fear? How allay it? How overcome it? How do something about it? By taking all the black people in Vespucci Land and locking them up.
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http://jaxsatire.com/2013/04/28/going-diaperless-2/
And now, like a good Bollywood movie, every Letter to the Editor should take a moment and burst into song. Even if the musical number has absolutely nothing to do with whatever surrounds it.
http://jaxsatire.com/2013/05/02/bollywood-numbers/
Two days ago it was bright and warm. Today it’s grey and chilly; flash-flood warnings abound. In the face of recent occurrences of weather in their area, Jaxonpudlians have been tense and alert.
http://jaxsatire.com/2013/05/03/extremely-wet-incredibly-gross/
The Jax YouTuber presents Walter White in “LEGO Breaking Bad: The Video Game Parody.â€
http://jaxsatire.com/2013/05/04/breaking-badly/
I am writing to inform you about a kerfufle unfolding between Slate and The Jaxonpool Jerk. In a fit of urban chauvinism, The Jaxonpool Jerk lashed out at Matthew Yglesias, author of “The Most Average Place in America is Jaxonpool, Fla.†After reading the personal-attack and profanity laden critique by The Jerk, the author conceded mistakes and begged for mercy. Like Reinhart & Rogoff, the Harvard economists whose error-prone research fuels Paul Ryan’s pro-austerity arguments, Yglesias acknowledged he too miscalculated.
http://jaxsatire.com/2013/05/05/slate-retracts-average/ ;)
Nathan Eslinger has spent his career designing cutting-edge websites, like his extremely popular photo sharing platform Ripple. While advertising can produce revenue, Eslinger has found a far more profitable and immediate way to generate income: selling his users’ data to oppressive governments.
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http://jaxsatire.com/2013/05/10/the-power-of-selling-out/
The Jaxonpool News, with Violent Crawley: "May 14, 2013: It was charged today that for nine months a local Jaxonpool group, the Vince Foster Society, or VFS, became the object of I.R.S. harassment. At a press conference Lemule Blogiver, the VFS’s founder, accused the government of forcing his organization to wait nine months before finally granting it tax-exempt status as a non-profit group. . . ."
Read more: http://jaxsatire.com/2013/05/15/irs-harasses-jax-group/ ;)