OCKLAWAHA'S INCURABLE ROMANTIC RECIPEE FOR MAKING LOVE
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Private bedroom, bed turned down with favorite chocolate on pillows
Private bathroom with tub bath
Bottle of adult scented bubble bath
Bathtub filled with DEEP warm/hot water and bubble bath.
Soft sponge, a large natural sponge is excellent for this
Small stack of hand towels
I bowl of slightly warm massage oil
A minimum of 2 scented candles
Incense sticks
2 calming beverages, herbal tea, wine or mixed drinks such as piña colada, be sure the drinks are artistically pleasing to the eye.
1 Bouquet of his/her favorite flowers
1 Rose Bouquet petals removed and placed in a container, sprinkle over the bed and/or create a rose petal pathway to the bed.
Soft romantic lingerie (avoid raw ‘sport’ or ‘fantasy’ clothing)
Music player (Absolutely NO country, western, acid rock) use New Age, (Comcast Channel 834) or lounge jazz (Comcast Channel 836) or seek out John Abercrombie’s TIMELESS on YouTube.
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As an option, consider dressing after the bath and indulge in a warm "lingerie picnic"
INSTRUCTIONS:
Before you start, set up the music, turn off the lights, light his/her favorite incense and spread the sweet aromas, warm the oil in a Dutch oven, Spread the removed rose petals over the bed, place other flower bouquet near the bathtub. Make sure the room is at a comfortable temperature for nudity.
Start the music! Select a soft or medium volume. Follow the advice of Steppenwolf; “Close your eyes girl, look inside girl, Let the sound take you away...â€
Lead your partner into the bathroom, gently disrobe your partner RESTRAIN you’re sexual urges. Softly kiss or caress each newly exposed area of skin. Make this about him or her. Indulge him/her in a warm bubble bath, use the candle light and sponge. Gently sponge your partner allowing slow, sweet, sips of your beverage.
Guide your partner out of the tub gently caressing him/her with a soft towel. Lead them to the candle lit bed and have them lie down. Apply the warm massage oil gently using extra soft touches, caressing feet, toes, arms, back and legs.
When the massage session is complete, follow this by kisses and cuddles of hands, feet and neck. TAKE YOUR TIME - IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU!
From this point ‘autopilot’ will kick in. Restrain the urge to jump into the act, continue to make this last and last. Remember the incurable romantic’s motto:
Vim, Virile, Vigorous AND ALL THE TIME YOU NEED… Trust me… your rewards will be unbelievably sweet and rewarding. ENJOY!
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Consider creation of your private yet desirable love nest.
Sorry but Conway Twitty's music has been shown to cause mold in rose petals and to cause the candles to flare up and set the bed on fire. REALLY! ;)
Quote"adult scented bubble bath"
Can you on expound a bit as to the scent of an adult? ;)
Quote from: TheCat on April 14, 2013, 12:42:14 PM
Quote from: Non-RedNeck Westsider on April 14, 2013, 10:52:06 AM
Quote from: TheCat on April 13, 2013, 03:09:29 PM
"Adult scented bubble bath" ???
Quote from: blizz01 on April 13, 2013, 03:06:10 PM
Quote"adult scented bubble bath"
Can you on expound a bit as to the scent of an adult? ;)
I'm sure this is what Ock had in mind....
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So, Ock, wants his bubble bath to smell like a "Mr.Bubble"? :o
I don't have PS at the house, so I had to settle for a quick mark-up with paint, lol. Look closely....
It's adult scented Mr. Bubble. :-D
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Quote from: Non-RedNeck Westsider on April 14, 2013, 10:52:06 AM
Quote from: TheCat on April 13, 2013, 03:09:29 PM
"Adult scented bubble bath" ???
Quote from: blizz01 on April 13, 2013, 03:06:10 PM
Quote"adult scented bubble bath"
Can you on expound a bit as to the scent of an adult? ;)
I'm sure this is what Ock had in mind....
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As opposed to the crap that they pour in the water for our 5 year old grandson... Which smells something like you'd imagine the scent of a a stable full of horses with record cases of equine diarrhea, brought on by a 6 month diet of rotten water mellons. Personally I keep wondering why it doesn't simply kill the kids? Or maybe that is the idea... It is I believe made in China. ;D
Perhaps this will make it easier for our "romantically challenged readers...?" If after reading this you've still failed to arouse the full romantic genesis in your female partner, send her to me and I'll see if I can make the needed adjustments for you, we at MJ are, after all, a full service site. ;)
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Several of these 'ADULT SCENTS' include pheromones.
The funniest thing about this to me is that a good number seem completely uncomfortable with the concept. Nervousness has no doubt 'inspired' some of the responses. There are of course a certain group of men that believe they alone are Gods gift to women. No doubt there are many who feel this way in same sex relationships as well as some women that believe they are the single most valuable catch.
I think everyone and anyone can be THAT person with some practice and attention to details, the key will always be "ITS NOT ABOPUT YOU!" and "Vim, Virile, Vigorous AND ALL THE TIME YOU NEED... today or FOREVER!
If Monday morning quarterback's are any indicator, young lovers seem to focus on conquest and 'Whatever' the male was able to convince the female to do. Quality is sacrificed for speed and quantity, then bragging about being the good conquerer in the spirit of Don Juan, seems to consume any public acknowledgement.... These guys are victims of their own 'successes,' as the broken promises of past romances pile up.
Take it easy, slow down, savor the moment and SHE will be bragging about YOU! REALLY!
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Ah, Ock is a lover boy. One question though... Who's supposed to clean all that crap stuff up?
There's also the alternative, which is a variation of Non-RedNeck Westsider's post.
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Treat her to a nice breakfast or lunch and do whatever you have to do to get away for the starting tip. It's playoff time!
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