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Title: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: Metro Jacksonville on April 01, 2013, 03:06:44 AM
Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT

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In a bit of detective work, Metro Jacksonville discovers a stunning new port plan.

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http://www.metrojacksonville.com/article/2013-apr-arabiantainer-company-to-jaxport
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: acme54321 on April 01, 2013, 05:53:04 AM
Nice one.  Had me until the turning basin.
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: Noone on April 01, 2013, 05:57:26 AM
Maybe one of those guys will donate a buck to 2009-442 that can be taken to the 4/10/13 Jacksonville Waterways Commission meeting.

Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: Noone on April 01, 2013, 06:42:40 AM
Quote from: acme54321 on April 01, 2013, 05:53:04 AM
Nice one.  Had me until the turning basin.

^+1 on that as well. Can't wait to see the overlap picture of the land and water.
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: Charles Hunter on April 01, 2013, 06:45:43 AM
I welcome our new Arabian Container overlords!
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: billy on April 01, 2013, 06:52:18 AM
Waterfront Springfield!
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: sandyshoes on April 01, 2013, 07:59:43 AM
Wished they'd wait until there was a new Emir...I've heard Haffa Dalla won't change. nyuk nyuk nyuk
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: fsujax on April 01, 2013, 08:21:26 AM
King Rootentooten! haha
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: Captain Zissou on April 01, 2013, 09:31:07 AM
Lame!!!

I was fooled until Hassan Ben Sober. Is our port in such a bad state that the thought of any new terminals is a joke?? I hope we can turn the port around and get a real story like this soon. I liked the homeless shelter in hemming plaza article from 2 or 3 years ago better.
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: mbwright on April 01, 2013, 09:35:52 AM
maybe they will pay to raise the Dames Point.....
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: JaxJag on April 01, 2013, 10:32:00 AM
April fools!
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: thelakelander on April 01, 2013, 11:57:14 AM
I came across this one from Houston on another forum:

QuoteHouston to require more Parking lots

By Ryan Rocket

Houston City Council voted Monday to require more parking in the downtown area. "It would be a unprecedented decision by the city to bring us into the modern age of automobile-prepared cities in America and the world." said Council member Robert Green

However, the move is not without its critics. Some say it would be unrepairable to tear down so many buildings. However the proposal also has the support from the Tea Party. "Some on City Council say downtown's biggest problem is that there isn't enough parking." said Robert Rood, president of the Tea Party of Harris County. It is believed the new project will be fully implemented by April 1st 2023.

http://skyscraperpage.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6073935
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: fsujax on April 01, 2013, 12:04:13 PM
New amusement park planned for downtown.

http://news.wjct.org/post/amusement-park-proposed-shipyards-property

Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: I-10east on April 02, 2013, 01:56:27 AM
^^^LOL a Skyway themed rollercoaster. I guess that everyone had to get their Onion-esque troll on for April 1st. :)
Title: Re: Arabiantainer Company to JAXPORT
Post by: John P on April 02, 2013, 02:55:18 PM
Those are funny