Metro Jacksonville

"Taken" with a real dad...


http://www.youtube.com/v/b9wfJO58OLU

Um..

Yeah, that was pretty funny. But I do have meatballs.. lol. Thanks!

This is one of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/v/HDw4gk5pYl8

http://www.youtube.com/v/njos57IJf-0

What candidates might as well be saying:

http://www.youtube.com/v/uE5xZKszXMQ

(http://i.imgur.com/V3gcI.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/v/37wR_TWdVy0?version=3&hl=en_US

http://www.youtube.com/v/audakxABYUc

The 8 billion dollar ipod. A humorous look at "copyright math".

http://www.youtube.com/v/GZadCj8O1-0

Quote from: TheCat on August 13, 2012, 11:38:56 AM
A humorous look at "copyright math".

Just reading that made me smile.  Why?  Couldn't tell you.  What immediately came to mind, "The Comedic Insights of Ralph Waldo Emerson".

http://www.youtube.com/v/HBsdV--kLoQ

http://www.youtube.com/v/MTLp14MKDDU

(http://i.imgur.com/zQHv4.gif)

http://1.static.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.internal.1.0.11.swf?clip_id=6823327&use_node_id=true&fullscreen=1"%20width="600"%20height="400"

Quote from: TheCat on August 21, 2012, 11:17:11 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zQHv4.gif)

That is pretty cool.  8)

http://www.youtube.com/v/3iIkOi3srLo

Funny stuff, Cat... Thanks!

thanks,  :D

Watch this all the way through... ;D. It's hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/v/wxMHBv86JSY

love these...love these a lot...thanks.

Thanks sheclown.

http://www.youtube.com/v/0gugBiEkLwU

Another epic battle. released prior to the election. Best line "for the people. of the people. eagle."

http://www.youtube.com/v/dX_1B0w7Hzc

This is more "scratching a chalkboard" than it is funny. My apologies.

http://www.youtube.com/v/G9uI_kIP3Ys

The video doesn't seem to be working in the thread. The link is below.

Shopping Robbery Prank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZUAudtFfD4
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZUAudtFfD4)

http://www.youtube.com/v/UZUAudtFfD4

Quote from: TheCat on February 08, 2013, 07:58:34 PM
Another epic battle. released prior to the election. Best line "for the people. of the people. eagle."

http://www.youtube.com/v/dX_1B0w7Hzc

Too funny

From one of my favorite shows.

http://www.youtube.com/v/4xyhVO-SWfM

How the brits view american television:

http://www.youtube.com/v/7MFtl2XXnUc

I could watch this video a thousand times and never get sick of it.


It makes me laugh each time I see it. 

(http://i.imgur.com/gMGgo2q.jpg)

I love these commercials...so funny. This one is probably my favorite, "your checking out my awesome head band."

http://www.youtube.com/v/jIDn9zcWphU

Scratch tickets become ‘Kwikies’ in lottery rebranding, retailers ‘very upset about it’

FAIRFIELD, Maine â€" The Maine State Lottery may soon give a name to its scratch tickets for the first time, but the name isn’t sitting well with everyone.

A few weeks ago, the Maine State Lottery sent a pamphlet out to its 1,300 retailers, saying it plans to name the tickets “Kwikies.”

“I thought that’s going to be real uncomfortable for my girls behind the register to have guys come in and say ‘Hey, give me a Kwikie,’” said David Welch, owner of Village Market in Fairfield.

In slang terms, a  ;D quickie is a short sexual encounter.

“[My cashiers] are very upset about it,” said Welch. “A couple of customers hanging around were really upset.”

Gerry Reid, director of the Maine Bureau Alcoholic Beverages and Lottery Operations, said it’s not the state’s intent to be provocative.

“I fully understand that when someone saw this word in isolation, they thought, ‘Oh, these guys are getting a bit racy,’” said Reid. “We’re actually doing everything we can possibly do to not lead you to that place in your mind.”

Reid said that the bureau has been active for the past three to four months in trying to land on a name to encompass all of its scratch tickets. They went through 50 or 60 names before landing on Kwikies.

“The benefit of buying this ticket is that it’s quick, easy and fun,” said Reid. “That’s what an instant ticket is.”

Welch wasn’t alone in being critical of the name. Bob Duran, owner of C&K Variety in Hermon, said he wouldn’t ask his customers if they wanted a Kwikie.

“It’s not the best name, no,” said Duran.

Tom Borden, a cashier at Fox Brook Variety in Dover-Foxcroft, said he tried asking customers if they would like a Kwikie.

“I tried that on a couple of women. It didn’t go over very well,” Borden said. “They said, ‘Why don’t you just call them scratch tickets?’ I’m not sure [the Lottery] thought that through.”

Reid said the lottery thought quite hard about the name.

“Our instant game business is roughly two-thirds of the lottery business,” said Reid. “It has no name. It’s just instant tickets. It’s not like the draw games like Powerball. That’s a brand. It has an identity. It’s an image. People know what to ask for. What we’re struggling to do is come up with an identity [for the instant scratch tickets]. We do almost no marketing for it. Our job is to make money for the state.”

The way the lottery is looking to make money is coming at the expense of his cashiers, said Welch.

“Selling tickets is great, but it’s the girls behind the counters who have to sell these things,” he said. “I don’t need them to be emotionally upset. It’s not worth it for what we make off a ticket.”

One of Welch’s cashiers agreed.

“I think it’s highly inappropriate,” said Kaylee Constable. “[Customers have] come in and joked around with me and say, ‘Can I get a Kwikie?’ I’m only 19 years old and I have 40- and 50-year-old men saying sexual remarks to me.”

Reid said the term “quickie” is used by a number of business in many different spellings, specifically convenience stores and oil change locations. The cartoon “The Simpsons” has a convenience store in its fictional universe called Kwik-E-Mart.

Television commercials have already been produced, but haven’t yet been released, said Reid.

The name hasn’t been officially implemented and cashiers won’t be required to ask customers if they want a Kwikie, said Reid. The name change may come in a month or more after public opinion is weighed. After it’s all said and done, he said, the lottery may not use the name at all.

“It’s not our decision to offend anybody. If we see that’s where it’s going, we won’t do it,” said Reid.
CORRECTION:

An earlier version of this story requires correction. Under Maine State Lottery's rebranding, scratch tickets will become "Kwikies," not "Kwickies."  http://bangordailynews.com/2013/03/16/business/scratch-tickets-become-kwickies-in-lottery-rebranding-retailers-very-upset-about-it/

http://www.youtube.com/v/T8Jiwo3u6Vo

This is titled "Welcome to Adulthood"

(http://i.imgur.com/L1Ola8K.gif)

http://www.youtube.com/v/ZzDB70d9AUU

Fantastic!

http://www.youtube.com/v/-4EDhdAHrOg

http://www.youtube.com/v/AdYaTa_lOf4

http://www.youtube.com/v/PKffm2uI4dk

These vids are great!

http://www.youtube.com/v/TLEK0UZH4cs

(http://i.imgur.com/KiDsUk2.jpg)

http://www.youtube.com/v/Ir3v5yDk9Ws

http://www.youtube.com/v/gT6PFLAGVBw

Okay, not sure if this is funny or gross.  Warning, you may need brain bleach after having watched this.   Goodness gracious.  Sorry, I don't know how to embed video.  That may be a good thing in this case.  lol http://imgur.com/0BFiVwW

LMFAO, tramautized for life, but cannot stop laughing!

I know right JayBird.  He working it or what?  ;D  All that one can see of his partner is the bumping backside.  I guess this is sexy?   Is it sexy?   Is it?   :o  lmao

LOL

Quote from: Cheshire Cat on August 08, 2013, 05:55:58 PM
Okay, not sure if this is funny or gross.  Warning, you may need brain bleach after having watched this.   Goodness gracious.  Sorry, I don't know how to embed video.  That may be a good thing in this case.  lol http://imgur.com/0BFiVwW

That link goes on the list of ones I wish I hadn't clicked.  :o

Key & Peele 'East/West Bowl 2' LOL

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT1nGjGM2p8

http://www.youtube.com/v/rT1nGjGM2p8

http://www.youtube.com/v/xAnVNXaa5oA

Just got an inbox news lead from News4Jax.  It began...."Mental illness has been increasingly in the news"!  I agree.  lol

The article is actually on a serious topic but the intro did make me giggle inside cause you know....
. 

http://www.news4jax.com/health/how-should-law-enforcement-deal-with-mentally-ill/-/475590/22333870/-/r8tk0m/-/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/v/kLElgnjVCpU

Awkward...

(http://www.goodmorningturkey.com/wp-content/themes/goodnews4/framework/scripts/timthumb.php?src=http://www.goodmorningturkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/n_56830_1.jpg&h=275&w=599&zc=1)

Man, I gotta learn how to post videos, I feel so out of date, oh well... :-[

Cuing TheCat, or anyone else that's more computer savvy. :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGJb2iLvOKE

I hear ya I-10, often I wished there was a thread called "MJ Forums for Dummies" LoL

Funny vid too btw

Quote from: I-10east on November 07, 2013, 11:38:27 PM
Man, I gotta learn how to post videos, I feel so out of date, oh well... :-[

Cuing TheCat, or anyone else that's more computer savvy. :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGJb2iLvOKE

Here's a synopsis of the page I used to figure it out.

The first step you need to take is to copy  the video URL or Copy Embed html of the youtube video. you can do that by right- clicking on the video to see what you can copy. it is assume you are on PC. lol

If you make use of the Copy video URL, You will get a URL similar to this below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Yq-Rolcm8&feature=player_detailpage

we are making use of the Copy video URL

Now that you have the video URL  copied to either a notepad or any other text editor  replace "watch?v=" in the URL with "v/' then the YouTube URL becomes

http://www.youtube.com/v/-0Yq-Rolcm8&feature=player_detailpage
(a simple and clean URL isn't it?)

Now copy the URL into the SMF  message body of a new post and embed it with a flash tag [flash]http://[/flash] just like this

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/-0Yq-Rolcm8&feature=player_detailpage[/flash]
   
make sure you have include a subject before posting or previewing it.

Source:

http://wanentrepreneur.com/2012/09/how-to-embed-youtube-videos-in-smf-forums-without-a-mod/

Quote from: I-10east on November 07, 2013, 11:38:27 PM
Man, I gotta learn how to post videos, I feel so out of date, oh well... :-[

Cuing TheCat, or anyone else that's more computer savvy. :)

http://www.youtube.com/v/RGJb2iLvOKE

^^^Thanks Gators312. :)

Quote from: Gators312 on November 08, 2013, 09:09:22 PM

Quote from: I-10east on November 07, 2013, 11:38:27 PM
Man, I gotta learn how to post videos, I feel so out of date, oh well... :-[

Cuing TheCat, or anyone else that's more computer savvy. :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGJb2iLvOKE

Here's a synopsis of the page I used to figure it out.

The first step you need to take is to copy  the video URL or Copy Embed html of the youtube video. you can do that by right- clicking on the video to see what you can copy. it is assume you are on PC. lol

If you make use of the Copy video URL, You will get a URL similar to this below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Yq-Rolcm8&feature=player_detailpage

we are making use of the Copy video URL

Now that you have the video URL  copied to either a notepad or any other text editor  replace "watch?v=" in the URL with "v/' then the YouTube URL becomes

http://www.youtube.com/v/-0Yq-Rolcm8&feature=player_detailpage
(a simple and clean URL isn't it?)

Now copy the URL into the SMF  message body of a new post and embed it with a flash tag [flash]http://[/flash] just like this

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/-0Yq-Rolcm8&feature=player_detailpage[/flash]
   
make sure you have include a subject before posting or previewing it.

Source:

http://wanentrepreneur.com/2012/09/how-to-embed-youtube-videos-in-smf-forums-without-a-mod/

Gosh, I wish we could have it all set up for us like on FB.  All you have to do is click on the link and when you post it the video automatically shows up.  I guess that would take some fancy programing though. 

I have no idea how accurate this is, nor do I care.  I though it was hilarious.

Quotehttp://thebladebrownshow.wordpress.com/2013/11/13/lawsuit-paid-in-full-samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cent-coins/

(http://i.imgur.com/CRNnLvG.jpg)

This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple's headquarters in California. Initially, the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO explaining that they will pay $1 billion dollars for the fine recently ruled against the South Korean company in this way.samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cents-coins

The funny part is that the signed document does not specify a single payment method, so Samsung is entitled to send the creators of the iPhone their billion dollars in the way they deem best.

This dirty but genius geek troll play is a new headache to Apple executives as they will need to put in long hours counting all that money, to check if it is all there and to try to deposit it crossing fingers to hope a bank will accept all the coins.

Lee Kun-hee, Chairman of Samsung Electronics, told the media that his company is not going to be intimidated by a group of "geeks with style" and that if they want to play dirty, they also know how to do it.

You can use your coins to buy refreshments at the little machine for life or melt the coins to make computers, that's not my problem, I already paid them and fulfilled the law.

A total of 20 billion coins, delivery hope to finish this week.
Let's see how Apple will respond to this.

In case you were wondering who was spoofing who, the original video is on the left.

http://www.youtube.com/v/qy6CnyBdF94

I've never seen copper colored nickels before.

http://vinescope.com/the-grateful-squirrel-1314.html

The British think that college football is the NFL. :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW4J-RiCZ2Q

Vines are short & sweet

www.vinescope.com/when-the-beat-drops-1473.html

www.vinescope.com/stop-with-the-selfies-1474.html

www.vinescope.com/the-best-celebration-ever-1476.html

http://www.youtube.com/v/WcU4t6zRAKg

(http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/other/grand/Woman_fakes_injury_in_court_Yo_ff63cb9ad7199c55c650329d409f0f04.gif)

^^^

www.trutv.com/shows/disorder-in-the-court/videos/our-town.html

http://www.youtube.com/v/Fp3B-ekg0E0


A bit of back story:

http://articles.latimes.com/2008/feb/28/local/me-smack28 (http://articles.latimes.com/2008/feb/28/local/me-smack28)

Senior citizens doing the Nae Nae LMAO

www.vinescope.com/what-did-i-watch-1492.html

The unicorn that photobombed First Coast News made it on Tosh.0 LMAO

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOR-fJWIAZM

http://www.youtube.com/v/-K-zDK4wrI4

http://www.youtube.com/v/dE-nfzcUiPk


This is not funny...This is not funny...this is not funny.

http://www.youtube.com/v/84phU8of02U

http://www.youtube.com/v/_TxV4dkRi8M

Nice! Here is something in a similar vain. There are about 10 of these videos.

*F-bombs abound*

http://www.youtube.com/v/Lm-6RR4sLXw


http://www.youtube.com/v/DPSCmDc0uYY

Hilarious.  ;D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCawU6BE8P8

http://www.youtube.com/v/EDWo6m5hbG4

http://www.youtube.com/v/s56-Ta35JRk?hl=en_US&version=3&rel=0