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Community => Politics => Topic started by: Ocklawaha on January 09, 2011, 10:12:44 PM

Title: OH, HELL NO!
Post by: Ocklawaha on January 09, 2011, 10:12:44 PM
This is completely screwed up, in fact I plan to take a bath in a tub full of drain-0 as soon as I get back some search results...

Do any of y'all have any genealogy for our Governor? parents? dob? place? ANYTHING?

Would you believe that The old Hippie Railroad guy might very well be a cousin of RICK SCOTT?

Hopefully it's not contagious, but oh damn, why does my maternal family have to be from Iowa-Illinois-Missouri-Kansas? DAMN all those Yankee's anyway... At least the paternal side is rabid Southron.

RICK! @#$%@#$@$#%*$% SCOTT!

Wonder if the Gov is related to the Goodrich Family too, if he is, well, how does that tune go?

Quote
("Suicide is Painless" by Johnny Mandel) - M*A*S*H Lyrics


Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

[chorus]:

That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's too late, and...

[Chorus]

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say.

[Chorus]

The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat.

[Chorus]

MASH
The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...

[Chorus]

A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
'is it to be or not to be'
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.
...and you can do the same thing if you choose.

Oh Momma Scott, WTF were you thinking?

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THIS IS A SOCO NIGHT!


OCKLAWAHA
Title: Re: OH, HELL NO!
Post by: Charles Hunter on January 09, 2011, 10:42:23 PM
bwahahahaha!